|Barney Mutilator - Jeremy Penner|
One day, as you get home from work, you notice your three-year-old son is watching the incredibly putrid show, "Barney and Freinds". You immediately shut it off and ask your kid, "Why on Earth do you watch that crap?" "Cute purple dinosaur," he says. "No, Barney is an annoying little puke," you retort. "Cute purple dinosaur," he spouts back at you. "Look, I just don't want you watching that show. Barney sets a bad example for you little kids...
Keywords: DOS games; Vintage computer games; Action games